July 2012
willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
hurpaderp:
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
i-thinktheyrefunny:
the-next-person:
youcalled:
excuseyou:
hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh:
futureofpanem:
thankful i have a proper url and not something like hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh
excuse you
you called?
don’t bring me into this im as sick as these jokes as the next person
fuck you i think they’re funny
WHAT DID I DO
snorlaxatives:
hey is the world still going to end in 5 months or was that just a phase
tankgirls:
Jesus // Brand New
everyone: so what are your plans for next year?
me: prostitution.
letmesayiloveyou:
i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
